IN NO WAY DO I WANT TO BE OR IS A TROLL PASTA!
One day, as I was playing SADX, my character started acting strange. What I found interesting was Sonic started using Amy’s physics, and Amy used Sonic’s.
“sweet” I said
But, Amy turned to the screen, as if to make sure I was watching.
Well, what’d you expect? Some screamer of Amy?
She dropped her hammer, on (what I assume) was an accident.
She bent over, picking it up…
But there was no white under her dress…
What? I could see her… @$$? “sweet!” I yelled.
It looked so… real…
After that (“horrid”) experience, she had her hammer back, but then I couldn’t control her, and she killed all of the people in Station Square, while I sat and said “your…”
After she finished, she took her dress OFF.
While I said “SO SWEET!”
Then she took me into ARDX
I AM NOW LIVING MY LIFE IN THIS EPIC GAME, AMY AND I GOT MARRIED, AND SHE’S ALWAYS NUDE!
Honey, why are you staring at me like tha- OH GOD YE-
HAVE FEAR… AMY ROSE IS HERE!